To the ADAM NEWS NETWORK 
from the 5/90 463 ADAM Newsletter 
 
by Dean Roades 
 
Barry Wilson, Editor, Founder, Publisher, Numero Uno, The Big Cheese, Mr. Big, The Head Honcho, etc. of ANN has announced the first ever promotion within the ranks of the network.  I have been bestowed with the title of Associate Editor.  It is an honor that I am clearly not worthy of, but I will do my best to fulfill my duties to the best of my abilities. 
 
Some of the duties that I will be performing in this capacity are: 
1. Represent ANN at ADAMCON 02 in Toronto. 
2. Create the READMETWO files for the monthly ANN disks. 
3. Any and all activities to; Promote ADAM, Promote ANN, Ferret out and destroy pirates. 
4. Other duties as directed by Barry. 
 
In case you are wondering what perks go along with this position, I will try to list a few of them: 
1. Salary is doubled. (You math wizards will, no doubt, point out that $0 times 2 is still $0, but you are missing the point.) 
2. Key to the Executive Washroom. (Handy for when I get locked out during the beer party.) 
3. Use of my car whenever I want. (I also get to charge the gas to my credit card) 
4. Lifetime membership in the ADAM News Network. 
5. Unlimited expense account. (As long as I pay the bill each month.) 
6. Corner Office. (Unless my wife redecorates.) 
The list goes on and on, but you get the idea. 
Again, I am truly honored and will strive to justify the confidence Barry has shown in me. 
best of my abilities. 
 
Some of the duties that I will be performing in this capacity are: 
1. Repres
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