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A usually reliable but unnamed source has told this reporter that his brother's wife's second cousin who dates a security guard at the Court House, over heard two assistant prosecuting attorneys talking in the Men's room at the Court house and it appears that .............................. 
 
Based on a complaint by the National Association of Women in Computers (NOWIC) the Justice department is seriously considering a full scale investigation of sexual discrimination by Adamites. 
 
Citing the fact that NO BBS SYSOPS are women and ONLY TWO NEWSLETTER EDITORS are women, an investigation was considered.  The fact which will apparently tip the scales and cause the actual investigation is of course, the fact that our computer uses a MALE NAME---ADAM rather than a gender neutral name. 
 
As Adamites, AUG officers, Sysops and Newsletter Editors huddle together to attempt to head off this investigation, there are rumors that a goal of not less than 45% female participation will be required to head off this investigation.  This means that 45% of the BBS Sysops will have their choice of (l) moving the letter "r" in the word Board (BBS) three spaces to the left turning the word Board into Broad and probably also turning control of the broad, I mean board over the board or I mean to the broad or something like that OR (2) male sysops will have to voltuntarily undergo a sex change operation. 
 
COULD THIS BE THE REAL REASON BJ IS GOING TO JAPAN ???? 
 
Likewise the 2 present Newsletter editors will count towards the 45% goal but there are a few newsletter editors who will have to undergo sex change operations, as the alternative suggestion of just cross-dressing will probably not be sufficent to satisfy those critics of the male dominated Adam Computer. 
 
The above two steps are probably the easiest of those necessary to resolve this problem. 
 
The really hard step is to change ADAM to AEDVAEM or some other combination of the words Adam and Eve.  This will mean new labels for hardware, software, documents, etc.  Wherever the word Adam appears the new compromise word (I personally prefer ADEVEAM, which backwards is MAEVEDA, an ancient Indian incantation to the spirit of sex neutral gender netrual words). 
 
In any case, this reporter will continue to keep you uptodate on developements in this area. 

I would also urgently request that several of you female Adamites ( or Evites) consider becoming a reporter on our computer or several of you male reporters consider the sex change operation, as I fear for my own ........****.................. 
 
****[Editor: censored, a rough translation would have to do with parts of anatomy which are gender related]. 
[Reporter's name & whereabouts withheld at his request] 
 
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