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Our guest commentator this month is HARD NOSED HARRY who never finds anything positive to say but does offer some unique insights.

   THE NATIONAL AUG EXPOSED. 
 
As you are no doubt well aware some suggestions, hints, and proposals for a National AUG have been thrown out to see what results they might produce. 
 
WELL this report relying upon usually relieable but of course unnamed sources, can report as follows: 
 
This is a RIPOFF, RACKET AND A FAKE.  First just LOOK AT THE NAME, NATIONAL AUG, what does this mean.  Well it means ILL FOR CANADIAN MEMBERS, NOTE it did not say INTERNATIONAL AUG but ONLY NATIONAL AUG.  This presents several interesting questions:
   l. Are the Canadian AUGS to be disbanded and destroyed.
   2. Are all the Canadians to be shipped to US of A so it will be a NATIONAL AUG.
   3. What if some Canadians don't want to be shipped to US of A.  
        a. Capital punishment or
        b. WORSE, take away their Adams.
   4. What about the local AUGS. 
 
Well some answers, this reporter again relying on usually reliable sources can give you his best feelings on this matter. 
 
Apparently ALL Canadians will be relocated to Camps or reservations in various places in the desert regions of our western states while awaiting assignment to a local AMERICAN AUG. 
 
OR it is possible ALL American Adamites will be relocated to Camps or reservations in various frozen regions of northern Canada while awaiting assignment to a local Canadian AUG. 
 
This depends on who wins the war, I think. 
 
Further the National AUG concept will only work IF ALL LOCAL AUGS are equal.  Even now there is talk of why should our GREAT AUG join, we have nothing to gain, we are so wonderful that we know all, see all, do all and could not possible profit from sharing our knowledge with other AUGS. 
 
WELL the plan is to BREAK UP the various local AUGS and reassemble them into equivalent local AUGS. 
 
Each Present Local AUG can PROTECT 3-5 of their present members, depending upon size of the AUG.  The balance will be placed in a POOL of ADAMITES and the smaller AUGS, those finishing lower down in the AUG standings will have first choice as to members of the Adamite Pool.  (Something like an expansion draft in sports). 
 
Well while I agree in principal with this plan, I see problems.  What if ONLY l family member is an Adamite and is chosen by a local AUG far from his (or her) home ?????  Does the local AUG have to take the family members too ??????  Will it be necessary to split families ????  Personaly any family member who is not an Adamite, in my humble opinion, is not worthy of taking anyway.  What about two Adamite familes , where different AUGS choose different family members ???? Will compensation or a future draft choice be demanded ??? 
 
As you can see all that gliters is not gold.  This National AUG idea does have many little details to work out. 
 
Personally I would trade Steve Murphy of the St.Louis AUG to Akron from Ron Collins and an Adamite to be named later.  (I was going to offer Wilson for trade but there were no takers). 
HARD NOSED HARRY. 
 
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