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PAT HERRINGTON ARRESTED IN ASSAULT INCIDENT! 
Patricia J. Herrington, alias "PJ", was taken into custody today following an armed attack on prankster Barry WTHE FOLLOWING ARE FROM THE APRIL l990 ISSUE OF MOAUG NEWS COMPLIMENTS OF THEIR EDITOR THE VERY TALENTED PAT HERRINGTON.  We appreciate their continuing cooperation with ANN. 
 
 
MORE FAKE HEADLINES by PJ Herrington from April 90 MOAUG nl 
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PAT HERRINGTON ARRESTED IN ASSAULT INCIDENT! 
Patricia J. Herrington, alias "PJ", was taken into custody today following an armed attack on prankster Barry Wilson of Saint Louis.  Ms. Herrington showed no signs of remorse.  "I did it, and I'm glad," she told reporters.  "I have warned Barry repeatedly, and this time he went too far." Acting against the advice of her attorney, the unrepentant [SEE "REVENGE",PAGE 178] 
 
SOLOMON SWIFT LOCATED ON DARK CONTINENT! 
Several months after his latest move, premier ADAM programmer Dr. Solomon Swift was discovered in Ujiji, Central Africa, teaching natives to count by using their feet instead of their fingers, to lay a foundation for understanding the binary system.  Intrepid explorer Sir Henry Morton Stanley encountered the missing ADAMite as the latter was combing the jungle in search of a power supply. Sir Stanley is quoted as saying, "Dr. Swift, I presume?" [STORY, PAGE 902; RELATED PHOTOS, PAGES 348-350] 

                       
NEW NATIONAL COVERAGE ANNOUNCED! 
At a national gathering of media luminaries, Faye Deere announced last Thursday that she will be writing a Classic Computer column for TIME magazine, as well as editing a humor page for Reader's Digest, tentatively titled "Computer Comedy".  Readers are invited to send humorous anecdotes for use [SEE "FORUM" PAGE 49]
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NOT SO ABOMINABLE AFTER ALL!  
Joe Quinn was given a clean bill of health today and released from Mobile General Hospital after being treated for overexposure resulting from his month-long expedition to the Himalayas, where he was conducting research for SON OF THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN.  Quinn suffered minor frostbite and windburn during marathon discussions with a confused Yeti.  Graftex Software plans to release the new program later this summer [SEE "SNOWMAN" PAGE 97]
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"THAT'S RICH" COLUMNIST ROASTED! 
Richard Lefko was the guest of honor last Monday at a Press Club luncheon honoring the outstanding columnists of the decade. Lefko sported a bright blue T-shirt emblazoned with the ADAMCON 01 logo.  During the ceremony, he modestly [SEE PULLITZER, PAGE 299]
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ADAM FOWLER, JR. COPS TOP HONORS! 
Six year old Adam Fowler, Jr. took first place in the Texas State Science Fair earlier this month with a perpetual motion machine contrived from three ADAMs, a doorbell, a refrigerator, and a snow blower.  Young Adam was surrounded by his family, including brothers Adam Joe, Adam Bob, and Adam Lee, and his twin sister, Adamette.  Proud grandfather Terry [CONTINUED ON PAGE 61]
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TRISYD REVEALS NEW TAPE FORMATTER! 
Plans were unveiled today for Syd Carter's latest innovation, a formatter which will turn standard videotapes into media with the storage equivalent of a hard drive.  Simultaneously, Walters Brothers announced the release of an expansion module which will access the new videotapes.  Plugging into an adapter which is connected to a splitter device inserted in the [CONT'D, PAGE 107]
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LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT!  
Norman Castro, making use of new Japanese breakthroughs in micro- mini reproduction technology, recently copied the entire Library of Congress on the head of a pin.  The significance [CONT'D P.73]
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