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Didn't think another article on Piracy would do it.  So I went for a more interesting title. 
 
This iMY GOD, I'M PREGNANT SAID THE QUEEN, WHO DONE IT. 
 
There in one title we have RELIGION, SEX, ROYALTY and MYSTERY.  Hope it got your interest again. 
 
Didn't think another article on Piracy would do it.  So I went for a more interesting title. 
 
This is NOT on the evils of piracy, as we all know it is evil, threatens the existence of Adam, drives programmers from our midst and may be a contributing circumstance to several unwholesome diseases. 
 
What I am proposing here is not meant to encourage piracy, nor to give those criminal types who engage in piracy an excuse to continue it. 
 
ALL SHOULD STOP SOFTWARE PIRACY NOW.  NO MORE THEFTS OF SOFTWARE. 
 
But for the pirated software you PRESENTLY have in your possession, I suggest the following: 
 
IF YOU find yourself with some pirated software (perhaps it was forced upon you, planted in your home by a jealous ex-spouse or for whatever innocent reason) what I am proposing is that you determine the retail value of that pirated software (NIAD, Adam House, Ruth, etc. will be able to let you know) and then VOLUNTARILY SEND PAYMENT of not less than 60% of the retail value and upto l00% of the retail to the software producer or programmer involved. 
 
You can do this without fear of anyone connecting you with it by purchasing a money order, make it payable to the software programmer but where it says FROM , list yourself as Peter Pirate or Polly Pirate. Use 1111 Main St. Honesty USA as your address. 
 
Then you can sleep better at night, the software programmer gets some return for his efforts, does not abandon Adam, turns out the piece of software we have all been waiting for, and everyone lives happily ever after. 
The End. 
 
Seriously, I do feel that there is TOO much pirated software around and by those having it voluntarily make payments for it we can accomplish a lot for Adam. 

I sent my money order yesterday. 
 
If you live in an area where there is no other Adamite in hundreds of miles and your post mark will give away your identity, then follow the above instructions, make payable to the software programmer, etc. and mail to me. I will remail to the programmer for you and no one will be able to locate you from your post mark. 
 
Barry Wilson
 

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