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                      The Whole Smiley Face Catalog
                          (various net.artists)
 
 
                                EMOTIONS:
 
                       Basic Positive Emotions:
 
:-) yer standard smiley face 
:-> alternate mouth 
:^) alternate nose... 
(:-) smiley big-face 
):-) smiley big-face 
:-D said with a smile 
8-| eyes wide with surprise 
:-o wow! 
:-v speaking 
:-, smirk 
|-) laughing 
|-D laughing 
:-P tongue hanging out in anticipation 
M:-) saluting (symbol of respect) 
$-) just won the lottery or winning big at Las Vegas

                              Kiss, Kiss!
 
P-) getting fresh 
;-) getting fresh (2) 
:-x kiss kiss 
:-X a big wet kiss! 
(:-* kiss...

                             Wink, Wink...
 
;-) wink ( take this message with a grain of salt) 
,-} wry and winking 
:-7 after a wry statement 
9-) wink, left 
6-) wink, right

                     Basic Non-Committal Emotions:
 
:-\ undecided 
:-i semi-smiley 
:-/ lefty undecided smiley 
|-) asleep (boredom) 
|I asleep (boredom) 
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley 
:-I puzzled 
:-T keeping a straight face 
{} a 'no comment' message 
:-# submitter's lips are sealed 
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley 
:-P has a secret to tell you 
:-Y a quiet aside 
M-),:X),:-M sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil

                          Basic Unhappiness:
 
:-( yer standard frowning face 
):-( unsmiley big-face 
:-O worried 
:-o shocked 
:-C just totally unbelieving 
:-V shout 
:-[ pouting 
&.(..  crying 
---...--- - S.O.S 
:-w speak with forked tongue 
:-r sticking tongue out 
&-| tearful 
:-c real unhappy 
:-| grim 
:-P sticking out tongue (symbol of disrespect) 
:-o shocked 
:-(O) yelling 
:~( has had his nose put out of joint 
:-@ screaming 
:-< real sad 
:-* oops! 
:-c bummed out 
:-e disappointed 
(:-( unsmiley frowning 
:-8( condescending stare 
(:-# message concerning something that shouldnt have been said... 
:-d lefty smiley razzing you 
(:-\ VERY sad... 
(:-...  heart-breaking message... 
:-t cross 
:-< same

                                Anger:
 
>:-< mad 
(:-& angry... 
:-8( has condescending stare 
:-@ extremely angry 
>-< absolutely livid!! 
:-|| anger 
|-O bored by the article that you submitted 
>:-( sick and tired of reading this nonsense 
~:-( particularly angry 
:-] expressing biting sarcasm 
:-[ expressing biting criticism

                               Illness:
 
(:-$ ill... 
:-(*) sick of recent netnews and is about to vomit 
:-( has read too many 'smiley' articles 
:-{~ read too many toilet paper articles before lunch 
:-'| has a cold 
:-R has the flu 
%') just finished a fifth of lunch

                     Overwork/Overparty Emotions:
 
:*) drunk 
:-& tongue-tied 
#-) partied all night 
8-O has taken too many nodoz to work on thesis 
|-( late night messages 
%-) has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours 
:-* just ate a sour pickle 
%-<I> drunk with laughter

                          Personality Traits:
 
|:-| excessively rigid 
(:I egghead 
<:I dunce 
=:-) a hosehead 
O:-) face with halo- acting very innocent 
<:-) dumb questions 
:-[ un-smiley blockhead 
:-] blockhead 
<:-) conehead 
I:-) blockhead 
*8=(:  blubbering idiot 
:-D talks too much 
(:<) blabber mouth 
(:-D blabber mouth 
:-% talking out of both sides of mouth


                              APPEARANCE:

                     Facial Hair of All Varieties:
 
(:-) bald
 
|:-) has heavy eyebrows
 
:-} has beard 
:-% has beard 
:-)} has goatee/beard 
:-@ beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso 
(:-{~ a message from a person with a beard
 
:-{ has mustache 
:-{) has moustache 
:-#| bushy mustache 
:-=) older smiley with mustache
 
%-) with long bangs 
(-) needing a haircut 
{:-) hair parted in the middle 
}:-) above in an updraft 
&:-) message from a person with curly hair 
@:-) message from a person with wavy hair 
{:-) has new hair style 
{:-{)} has new hair style, mustache and beard 
-:-) sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T 
=:-) long hair 
3:-) curly hair 
[:-) flattop 
#:-) crewcut 
?:-) wavy hair, parted on right 
*:-) electric hair
 
{(:-) wearing toupee 
}(:-( wearing toupee in wind
 
{{-}}} a refugee from the '60's

                        Clothing, Glasses, Etc.
 
(:-|K- formal message 
:-)8 well dressed 
:-X has bow tie
 
g-) ponce-nez glasses 
::-) wears glasses 
(8-) message from a person wearing glasses... 
8-) wears glasses 
B-) wears horn-rims 
8:-) wears glasses on forehead 
B-)-[< wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk 
%-) message about people with broken glasses 
R-) has broken glasses 
8-) wears glasses 
B-) wears sunglasses 
B-| wearing cheap sunglasses
 
%-) crossed-eyed 
'-) only has a left eye, which is closed 
 
 
?-( about people with a black eye 
':-) shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
 
@:I wears turban 
\:-) wears a french hat 
d:-) baseball player (hat on sideways) 
+(:-) propeller beanie 
[:-) listening to walkman thingy

                                Mouths:
 
:-v talking head 
:-$ face with it's mouth wired shut 
:-9 licking it's lips 
:-B drooling 
:-)' tends to drool 
:-6 after eating something sour 
:-* after eating something bitter 
:-q trying to touch its tongue to its nose 
:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose 
:-o singing national anthem 
:-7 talks out of side of mouth 
:-{} wears lipstick 
:-# has been punched in the mouth 
:-b left-pointing tongue smiley 
:-" pursing lips
 
:-(=) message about people with big teeth 
:-# has braces 
:-{#} messages teasing people about their braces 
:-E has major dental problems

                               Smokers: 
:-G- smokes cigarettes 
:-Q smoker 
:-p~ smokes heavily 
:-d~ smokes heavily
 ~p 
:-) pipe smoker 
:-?  smilely smoking a pipe 
:-Z tobacco chewer 
:-7 tobacco chewer, getting ready to spit 
:-` spitting out chewing tobacco

                                Noses:
 
:~) has ugly nose (needs nose job) 
:u) funny-looking left nose 
:>) has big nose 
:n) funny-looking right nose 
:~) pointy nose (righty) 
:v) left-pointing nose 
:^| broken nose 
(:^( message concerning people with broken noses 
:^) messages teasing people about their noses 
(:+) has a big nose... 
:=) has two noses 
:%)% has acne

                            Male & Female:
 
8:-) a little girl 
:-)-}8 a big girl 
O>-<|= messages of interest to women 
o>8<|= messages about interesting women 
(:-) :  8- male 
(:-) :  -8 male on the make 
(8-( :  -8 masked rapist 
(:-[ :  8- male sadist 
(:-] :  8- male masochist 
*:-} 8 * female 
*:-} 8 O female on the make 
*:-} 8 0 female wearing chastity belt 
*:-} 8 8- transvestite 
(:-) :  8=== John Holmes 
$:-} 8 * female prostitute 
$:-) :  8- male prostitute 
[:-) :  * gay female (butch) 
*:-} :  8- gay male (fem)
     /\ 
*:-} * big momma
     \/ 
(:-) ?  has had a sex change

                           Other Appearance:
 
:-))) very overweight 
~:o baby 
:-:  mutant 
[:-] a message concerning a square head 
:< midget unsmiley 
:> midget
                invisible man 
C:-) has large brain capacity 
%-~ painted by Picasso


                              ETHNICITY:
 
=0== message about mexican on a railroad! 
=t== message about mexican run over by train 
>|-> message from China... 
<|-)= chinese 
<|-(= chinese and doesn't like this article 
|-) chinese 
_:^) Indian 
@:-) Indian (East) 
*\:-) Scottish 
<:-) Vietnamese peasant (unlikely) 
](-[3 Viking 
(-:  Australian 
:<() African tribesman 
>:^( headhunter (Amazon style) 
I8${} Ubangi - bone in nose 
X8-{} Ubangi's wife 
*8-O Ubangi's child 
i:o Ubangi's baby


                        HOBBIES & OCCUPATIONS:
 
+<:-| message from a monk/nun... 
:-0 orator 
 8-) swimmer 
 :-% banker 
 *(H-) downhill skier 
 =:-) punk-rocker 
=:-#} punk with a mustache.... 
 >B=) punk rocker 
 =:-( (real punk rocker
                           ETHNICITY:
 
=0== me
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